Laughing In The Face Of Sanity!

L came round for tea this tuesday and because it was only pasta stir in mum made us cook it. Whilst we were waiting for the pasta to cook L spotted a spider on the cooker. She was adamant that she was going to kill it, after telling her that it was gods animal and she wasn’t alowed to kill it mum tried to blow it off the side but she accidentally blew it into the flame! After bouncing up and down then landing under the pan with its last sounds being us laughing in mums face, L decided she wasn’t going to breathe easy until she had stabbed it with a fork. I guess maybe it was something you had to be there for but I think it goes without saying that the first rule for life should be…

(1) When I doubt, stab it with a fork and/or torch it with an oven.